you may have some problems with your eyesight


I just got a new TV (after going without one for 2 years) and decided to go whole-hog and go for the 3D.

The TV is pretty awesome, but the manual is pretty entertaining in it’s own right… particularly the part where they blame you and your eyesight if it doesn’t work.


Or that you shouldn’t use wear your 3D glasses near the kitchen counter (but since they don’t mention the bathroom, I assume that’s okay).


I really don’t know why pregnant women or people with other disabilities cannot use their 3D glasses.


Be careful, because our 3D is so awesome you may flail about in pure excitement and hurt yourself and others.

a page out of DD’s book

DD has made a believer out of me wrt pre-flight adult beverages.  More specifically, the fun that can be had meeting people in airport bars.

It’s not so much that drinking is required or even desirable before I get on an airplane; I’ve never been so much as tipsy on a flight. But today, after having no sleep, needing food, I bellied up to the bar and let the very entertaining Marge serve me food and a beer whilst waiting to get airborne. 

Marge is the kind of woman that instantly sizes you up and decides to give you shit because she knows you can take it, which is always fun.  So me, and the random couple en route to Key West, took the medicine that Marge doled out and did so with smiles.  The Key West Couple almost missed their flight, resulting in me having a free drink in my hand that they didn’t get the chance to even start…

Yes, it’s going to be a good flight.